I love flying. So much. Take off, landing, even turbulence sits well with me and makes my insides purr with gentle joy. What I look forward to as well? Perusing the latest issue of SkyMall. For those unfamiliar with SkyMall, it’s a magazine with out-right ballsy claims as to what would be an essential purchase for the everyday consumer.
Hard to believe fact: Apparently over 88% of domestic flyers check it out when they’re bored out of their minds. Considering I didn’t hear anyone else LVOL – laughing very out loud – all the way to the West coast, I’m a bit scared people are actually considering buying the products.
Here are some that fill me with laughter and fear for humanity (you’re welcome):
Key to Maximize Entertainment
- You must read the text
- You must appreciate the images
- My captions are really quite good and should be read LAST.
- NC means no comment